There are multiple reasons for the name of today’s post…

1. It’s the most bizarre dress I’ve ever been tempted to purchase – scuba fabric with a gigantic colorful, carpet-like poodle appliqué sewn on front.
2. I had to wait one month for this dress to arrive. Granted it was coming straight from China, but still, express shipping was only supposed to be 3-7 days. I even checked in with customer service and they “thanked me for prompting them to ship it more quickly”… two and a half weeks after I purchased it.
3. It arrived and was completely different colors than shown on the website. I NEVER buy anything with both red and green unless it’s for the holidays. Ugh.

This is what I got. A red and grey dress with a red, green, cream, and black poodle…

This is the dress I thought I was buying…

…orange and grey with a much more pleasantly-colored poodle.  :(

I had to take one shot through the fish eye mirror on the wall…

Sheinside dress (if you dare…)
Zara shoes
Target bag (similar here)
Forever 21 sunglasses